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In Today’s Edition

→ Helpful handbooks on early retirement have been sent to 68,000 Federal public employees

→ If you’re mystified about the decisions made by city planners, check out Our Neighbourhoods, Our Say: Planning Basics for a Caring City at Rideau High School tomorrow

→ Today’s Deal of the Day is from West Coast Wildflowers (clothing, not plants).

 

πŸŽ‚Birthday Shoutout 

Wish a Happy Birthday to OTTAWAN member Dessa B today!

 

πŸŽ„The Compendium of Christmas Festivity

We’ll be reminding you until tomorrow that next week we’ll publish our Compendium of Christmas Festivity, highlighting made-in-Ottawa and made-in-Canada gift ideas.

We’re open to suggestions: if you have an idea for the perfect made-in-Ottawa or made-in-Canada gift, let us know at cof@theottawan.com.

If it’s your business or product, that’s okay. A good idea is a good idea.

– Martha and Darren

STATISTICS OTTAWA

NUMBER

  • 39% 

  • The per centage of grade nine students in the Ottawa Carleton District School Board who are below the standard in math, according to Education Quality and Accountability Office standardized testing reports. 

  • Katelyn Wilson at CTV

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KEMPTVILLIAN OF THE DAY

QUOTE

  • I think it changes the calculus … by providing a new variable

  • –Orléans East-Cumberland ward councillor Matt Luloff on the possibility that the City will lose interest in building an incinerator for the city’s waste if it successfully buys the Taggart family-owned landfill in Osgoode. 

  • Kate Porter at CBC

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    WHAT’S GOING ON AT CITY HALL

    Ottawa Police Service Board
    Friday, December 5 at 9:30 am

    • Boys and Girls Club of Ottawa – Report on outcomes of grant funding
    • Ontario Association of Police Service Boards: 2026 Membership Renewal
    • 2026 Draft Operating and Capital Budget
    • Appointment and Re-Appointment of Special Constables – City of Ottawa (Transit Services)
    • 2024-2027 Strategic Plan: Semi-Annual Report
    • Performance Report – Third Quarter 2025
    • Workforce Management Report – Third Quarter 2025
    • Financial Status Report – Third Quarter 2025
    • Report on the Special Investigations Unit 25-OCD-105
    • Report on the Special Investigations Unit 25-OCI-154
    • Report on the Special Investigations Unit 25-OFI-170
    • Ratification: Ontario Transfer Payment Agreement for Community Safety and Policing
    • Ratification: Appointment of Police Service Officers
    • CSPA Update: Policies Le-001 Community Patrol, LE-003 Crime,
    • Call and Public Disorder Analysis

    Agenda

    WHAT OTTAWA IS TALKING ABOUT

    🏌️  Helpful handbooks on early retirement have been sent to 68,000 Federal public employees. Early retirement is voluntary but in a bid to reduce the Federal workforce by 40,000, a strong take up of the Early Retirement Initiative will go a long way to achieving that goal. For those Federal public employees who joined before 2013, they can retire at 50, those after 2013 can retire at 55, both with no penalties. For comparison, THE OTTAWAN’s retirement plan allows employees to retire at never..  – Ben Andrews in the Ottawa Citizen

    β†ͺ The Federal government has authorized the use of collection agents and lawsuits to collect overpayments to Federal public employees by the screwy Phoenix payroll system. The Public Service Alliance of Canada says that some of the people affected were never informed of the overpayments.

     

    🚌 Strong Towns Ottawa is looking for volunteers to build support for 24/7 Bus Lanes along Bank Street. City Council will be voting on the Bank Street Corridor Study in January. Volunteers would talk directly to transit riders at stations across Ottawa before the vote. – Ottawa Transit Riders 

    β†ͺ In Neil Saravanamuttoo’s latest 613 column, he goes line by line through the City’s draft budget and says that the only savings that he can verify is the $10,000,000 cut to transit services. 


    🚨  The homicide rate in Ottawa-Gatineau has risen 45%, according to Statistics Canada. The data shows that the Capital region had a murder rate of 2.1 per 100,000 people, higher than the Canadian average of 1.9. In actual numbers, 21 people in Ottawa in 2024 and six in Gatineau were murdered in 2024, up from 13 in Ottawa in 2023. Gatineau also had six murders in 2023. Across Canada, the homicide rate decreased by four per cent in 2024. – Natasha O’Neill at CityNews  

     

    🚧 Ottawa’s tallest building could be across from Dow’s Lake. The City’s Planning Committee approved a a 50 storey, mixed-use high-rise building with 503 residential units at 829 Carling Avenue. If approved by City Council, it will overlook Ottawa’s current tallest building, the 45 storey Claridge Icon across the street. – Josh Pringle at CTV

    THE DAILY POLL

    What kind of Christmas tree will you use?

    πŸ”˜ I cut my own

    πŸ”˜ I buy it from one of the fundraiser lots

    πŸ”˜ From a supermarket/big box store

    πŸ”˜ I’m proud of my artificial tree, regardless of Charlie Brown’s opinion

    πŸ”˜ So you think everyone celebrates Christmas, do you OTTAWAN? For shame, for shame.


    • Previously in ottawan polls:

    • We asked, ‘When will Δ€disōke open to the public?’

      • 3% End of 2026

      • 41% Sometime in 2027

      • 5% 2028

      • 52% Simultaneously with the opening of the O Train Stage 2


    • Commentary

    β–ͺ️ How come ALL of these large scale projects ALWAYS fall behind schedule??

    β–ͺ️ I would just really really love for them to open a tiny, actually downtown branch when the current main branch opens. The new main branch is beautiful — but not super accessible to those in Centretown tbh.​​​

    β–ͺ️ If there’s one thing Ottawa and the federal government share, it’s the inability to meet a project target.​​​

    β–ͺ️ When has a construction project ever been on time? I’m guessing either the project plan had some seriously optimistic timelines and they planned for the best scenario knowing full well it was a dream ...​​​

    β–ͺ️ There needs to be corruption and rackeetering charges placed on everyone atp.​​​

    β–ͺ️ This news is not surprising given the scale of the project. I for one can’t wait for it to open! It is going to be beautiful and so good for the city.​​​

    β–ͺ️ More proof that the City of Ottawa cannot do big things either on time or budget.​​​

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    THE ROLLING THREE DAY CALENDAR

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    THURSDAY

    Theatre

    • A married comedy duo explores some Big Stuff, namely, how to coexist when one of you keeps everything while the other wants to throw it all away. GCTC until December 7. (Wellington West)

    • University of Ottawa Theatre Club presents Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, running through December 6. (Little Italy)  

    • Bop to the music of the Go-Gos in Head Over Heels: the Musical by Suzart Productions.  

    • Ottawa Little Theatre’s production A Sherlock Carol is sold out but thenproduction team says that tickets sometimes open up. Check the website frequently. 

    Cinema

    Gigs

    • John Muirhead. Red Bird

    • Gerard Van Herk, Eddie Gazel, DJ Shanker. House of TARG

    • Original Soundtrack. Avant-Garde Bar

    • 20th Century Boys Holiday Concert. Rainbow Bistro

    • Upstairs Neighbours, Runner Up. LIVE on Elgin

FRIDAY

Cinema

  • ByTowne CinemaSentimental Value, One Battle After Another, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  • Mayfair TheatreThe Baltimorons, The Mastermind, Tangerine

Gigs

  • Rock Out For Jack. The Brass Monkey

  • Scorching Tomb, Bruiserweight, Mortal Rites, Skull Gate. House of TARG

  • Beverly Glenn-Copeland, Elizabeth Copeland, Issy Rose. Bronson Centre Music Theatre

  • Same Fears, Gallowspine, Pity Fountain. The 27 Club

  • The RockPhiles Live! Busters Bar & Grill

SATURDAY

Road Trips

Cinema

  • ByTowne Cinema: Exhibition on Screen: Caravaggio, Edward Scissorhands with live burlesque     

  • Mayfair TheatreThe Polar Express, The Thin Man, The Mastermind, Bugonia     

Gigs

  • One Night Stand Dance Band. Bar Robo

  • The Tea Party, Headstones, Finger Eleven. The Arena at TD Place

  • Sustain 2, The Sun Through a Telescope, Level of Existence, They Grieve, High Grove. House of TARG

JUST ANNOUNCED / NOW BOOKING

  • Make plans now for when the chaos of the holidays subsides. Big Bang Festival returns February 14-15, bringing a series of music performances for the whole family.  

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BUT, ONE MORE THING ...

The Ottawa Black Bears lacrosse team won’t play their second match of this season until the 12th, but they have answered the question: ‘How the Black Bears spent their summers’.

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