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In Today’s Edition

→ Cats don’t count as passengers on the Queensway, say uncool cops

→ Ottawa Vintage Swing has lessons for beginners tomorrow

→  Deals of the Day on merch from Perth Brewery and high waisted trousers from Miik


🎄 Compendium of Christmas Festivity

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– Martha and Darren

STATISTICS OTTAWA

NUMBER

  • 0

  • – The number of passengers a vehicle is considered to be carrying in the High Occupancy Vehicle lane if said passenger is a cat.

  • The Ontario Provincial Police issued a $110 fine to a driver today on Highway 417 near Terry Fox Drive for driving in the High Occupancy Vehicle lane without a human passenger. The driver told the officer that she was unaware that cats didn’t count.

  • Norman Provencher in the Ottawa Citizen

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OTTAWAN OF THE DAY

  • Jacques Martin

  • The ‘Winningest Coach’ in Sens history will be granted the Ring of Honour by the team next month.

  • Thirty years to the day after coaching his first match, Martin will be honoured on ice at the Saturday, January 24 home game against the Carolina Hurricanes.  He will be the Ring’s fourth recipient.

  • Steve Warne in the Hockey News
     

QUOTE

  • People made a commitment to live outside the city. It was a gamble.

  • – Retired professional planner and academic Barry Wellar on Federal public employees who moved to the quaint towns surrounding Ottawa in anticipation of working remotely and enjoying a higher standard of living. 

  • Joanne Laucius in the Ottawa Citizen
     

SPORTS

  • 🏒 WPHL Ottawa Charge 1 – Seattle Torrent 4, yesterday

  • 🏒 CHL Les Olympiques de Gatineau 5 – L’Armada de Blainville-Boisbriand 3, yesterday

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    WHAT’S GOING ON AT CITY HALL

    No more meetings this year

    Meetings and agendas

    WHAT OTTAWA IS TALKING ABOUT

    🚧 Construction of Lansdowne 2.0 means Atlético Ottawa must play host to its first-ever CONCACAF Champions Cup match in Hamilton. As the winner of the Canadian Premier League this year, Atlético is automatically in the running for the CONCACAF Champions Cup. The team will play Nashville Soccer Club in The Hammer February 17. – Jayden Dill at CBC 

     

    🚨 Three men from Toronto have been charged with 400 counts over a string of convenience store burglaries last summer across the regions. The trio hit shops, after hours, in Ottawa, Kingston, Brockville, Cornwall and Leeds, Grenville, Russell, Lennox and Addington, and Quinte West counties stealing cigarettes, lottery tickets, and cash. – Natasha O’Neill at CityNews 

     

    🏡 Every month, CTV figures out how much the average person needs to earn annual to afford an average house in Ottawa. This time, it’s $132,800 in November, down $760 from October. The average home price in November was $620,400.  – Josh Pringle at CTV 


    🛒 Every week, @stromanker reads all the local grocery flyers and posts the deals on Ottawa Reddit. This week he highlights sirloin tip ($5.88/lb at No Frills), eggs ($2.77/12 at IGA), $2.99/12  at Metro Quebec, $7.99/30 at FreshCo), and pineapples ($1.50/ea at No Frills).

    He reckons that the cheapest turkeys are $1.49/lb at Metro Ontario for frozen and  $2.44/lb at Metro Ontario, $2.49/lb at Independent, Loblaws, No Frills, Provigo, RCS, and Walmart for fresh.  – /Ottawa 

    THE DAILY POLL

    What will you be doing next week?

    🔘 Call me Bob Cratchit; I’ll be working right through to Christmas Eve

    🔘 Technically on the job but no work will be done

    🔘 I’m off the entire week

    🔘 It’s just another week to me. No change.

    🔘 I’m not working now, happy to have others join me


    • Previously in ottawan polls:

    • We asked, ‘How do you feel about curling?’

      • 11% It’s really fun to play

      • 21% It’s really fun to watch

      • 31% Not for me in any way

      • 10% It just reminds me that I need to sweep up at home

      • 27% Isn’t it just a life size version of shuffleboard?


    • Commentary

    ▪️ Fun to both watch AND play sadly wasn’t an option :-)

    ▪️ I am completely indifferent towards curling. Great if you enjoy it.

    ▪️ It's an Olympic year so come on out and try curling, local clubs usually have a free ‘try curling’ event to recruit new players for their learn to curl program. I might be biased, but the Navy curling club by Dow’s lake is the place to be.​​​

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    THE ROLLING THREE DAY CALENDAR

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    THURSDAY

    • Experience a winter wonderland blending sparkling lights with vibrant Indigenous traditions at Mādahòkì Farm. You’ll find family-friendly festivities such as the Trail of Lights & Traditions, an Indigenous Craft Market, interactive beaded earring and ornament workshops, and cozy Indigenous Christmas feasts all waiting for you. Thursdays through Sundays until December 28.   

    • Visit the Chateau Laurier and be inspired by the Christmas trees decorated by community groups and local businesses in the 28th annual Trees of Hope. Then, enjoy classic holiday-inspired cocktails in a setting of vintage charm and festive sophistication at the 1912 Yuletide Lane pop-up at the Chateau Laurier. (Downtown) 

    • Road trip: Upper Canada Village’s 25th annual Alight at Night Festival is more than a festive sound and light show. There are activity stations, add-on features like a horse-drawn carriage ride and a miniature toy train ride, a Village Store with gifts for everyone on your list, dining, and old-fashioned carolling. Select nights until January 15.  (Morrisburg) 

    • Silent Book Club Ottawa Chapter meets at Absinthe on the third Thursday of the month. There’s no assigned reading; it’s just introvert-friendly quiet time for reading with a nice glass of something. 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm (Wellington West) 

    Cinema

    Gigs

    • Season’s Beatings 2025: Slo’ Tom & The Handsome Devils, The Bushpilots, the Retreads. House of TARG

    • Paco Dvoi Altfolk Trio0 with Lloyd Smiley: Strung Together. Night Oat

    • Moose Knuckle Boylesque: Deck the Balls. LIVE on Elgin

    • Questionable Behaviour Trivia. Royal Oak (Stittsville)

    • It’s Bingo Night at Broadhead Brewery, where games are free to play and prizes are waiting to be won (Orleans). 
    • There’s no cover at Stray Dog Brewing Co’s Open Mic Night. (Orleans) 

    • There’s also no cover at Moose McGuire’s Hunt Club Open Mic, but there is a guitar amp, bass amp, electronic drums, mic, and mic stand. (Hunt Club)

    • Few pieces of music have the power to send shivers down the spine faster than 100s of voices singing the “Hallelujah” chorus of George Frederic Handel’s Messiah. Tonight  it’s the NAC Orchestra’s turn to bring the magic, accompanied by some of the best Canadian vocal talent (Downtown) 

FRIDAY

It’s the final Friday before Christmas, and Ottawa is buzzing with things to do, places to shop, and seasonal sights to see.

Cinema

  • ByTowne Cinema: It Was Just An Accident, The Secret Agent, Yi Yi - 25th Anniversary Restoration, Black Christmas (1974) 

  • Mayfair Theatre: The Tale of Silvan, Die Hard, The Rocky Horror Picture Show 

Gigs

  • 4DAYWKND. Rainbow Bistro

  • Jana Salameh in a Christmas Soiree. Asrieli Studio, National Arts Centre

  • Lauryn Hill. National Arts Centre

  • “Cowboy Cake” album release party. Irene’s Pub

  • Dead Root Revival. LIVE on Elgin

  • Big Jim’s Plumbing & Electrical, Go Long. House of TARG

  • The Spectrasonic Holiday Banger. Bronson Centre

  • Santa’s Naughty List: Wyntr, Threefold Ruin, Acid Moth, Sunnyside Avenue, Sun Temple. Dominion Tavern

SATURDAY

Last Minute Christmas Markets

Cinema

  • ByTowne Cinema: Free for Members: The Apartment (1960), Trifole, The Secret Agent, Aliens (Theatrical Cut)

  • Mayfair Theatre: Sense and Sensibility, It’s A Wonderful Life, Die Hard 

Gigs

  • TARG Dance Mix 90s: Mega Bass Mixmas Bangers Edition. House of TARG

  • Amos the Transparent: A Christmas Show 3. Club SAW

 

JUST ANNOUNCED / NOW BOOKING

MADE IN CANADA DEALS OF THE DAY

Merch from Perth Brewery is 15% off until Decembe4 24. 

 

The Lara High Waisted Wide Leg Pleated Pant from Miik is 15% off until midnight tonight. 

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BUT, ONE MORE THING ...

CBC Radio One’s Q with Tom Power show had what turned out to be a terrific interview with Paul Anka yesterday. Anka talks a lot about growing up in Ottawa, how his days being a cub reporter for the Ottawa Citizen taught him writing, and of how, when he worked at a grocery store at age 15, he chased down purchasers of Campbell’s Soup at their homes so he could take the used can labels during the soup maker's win-a-trip-to-New-York contest. It turned out to be the very trip to New York that started his career. 

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